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Sammers

Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
by ohmaisammiisahmazeing March 27, 2009
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Sammy

Someone who is a terrible rapper. He is also very short, obnoxious, and thinks he is most amazing person in history. Basically a doushbag.
by dunckel middle school February 23, 2013
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a special towel divers use so they don't start shivering after being in the water for a short amount of time. Usually made by speedo, or sammy.
Theo! Stop using my sammy!
by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009
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Slippery Sammy

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell
by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016
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Sammy

when you put a tampon in someones mouth and then shove it up their butt.
O my god, are you giving me a Sammy?
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Sammy D

To lose one's virginity to a disease ridden prostitute despite having been given offers of morally acceptable sex from willing females.
"O! Is Ianto gonna stick one up Fanny tonight?"
"No mate, he said he couldn't be arsed with making conversation, think he might do a Sammy D in Amsterdam".
by Clumpistani January 28, 2012
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sammy

at first is funny & charismatic. but once revealed her true color she is a crazy, manipulative bitch. she is so crazy & manipulative that she will sleep with anyone for anything. she thinks she is the best at everything even when you try to convince her she’s wrong.
sammy, she’s crazy. she tried to sleep with me for pods
by gemstones1289 May 6, 2019
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