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Sam

My mate Sam is a cunt
by -God420 December 6, 2019
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Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.
"Sam has a 4 inch penis."
by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017
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Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.
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Sam

They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.
“Woah, Sam just stole my girl
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass
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Sam

I hate Sam.
by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017
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Sam

Total chodemaster, and pretty popular. People will laugh at anything he says.
"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."
by Chodemaster74 June 8, 2016
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Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart
Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam
by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019
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