Sam 

A person called Sam is wonderful and the most amazing person on the planet he makes you feel loved and perfect and is definitely number 1 , any girl is lucky to know a Sam he is perfect he is beautiful inside abs out , and he’s a knight in shining armour, he will never let you down abs will always message you whenever you feel down he will brighten up your day no matter how you feel , he will never leave you , he will always make time for you , he’s just a king abs the best person in the universe

Go get yourself a Sam

Sam by anonymous January 2, 2021

Sam 

Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys

Hi im Sam

Sam by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021

Sam 

Yee yeet lol

God damner sammer

Sam by goddamnersammer November 23, 2021

Sam 

Spastic

Sam is a fat fucking spastic

Sam by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022

Sam 

Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️

Sam asking to play roblox again ❤️

Sam by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022

Sam 

(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.

Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.

Sam by Lilya211 August 26, 2022

Sam 

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

Sam by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007