Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

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Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.

guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"

by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011

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We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

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chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016

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Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016

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