sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016

Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Sympathy fucked

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.

They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Sympathetic Vagina

One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .

i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!

by Sympathetic Vagina March 6, 2005

sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

by J-Verc February 20, 2009