KC Switch

When boning a girl, and at the same time constantly flirting with her roommate, to the point where the original "bonee" freaks out on you for these obvious flirtations, leaving you and the roommate alone together in a bar. Being a gentleman, you makes a half-hearted attempt to get the "bonee" to stay, but when said attempt fails, return to the bar to continue flirting with the roommate. After consuming mass amounts of alcohol, you and the roommate return to her shared domicile and consummate your flirtations while the original "bonee" is passed out on the couch. Essentially, completing the roommate fuck switch without having to come up with any elaborate stories to get the original "bonee" off your nuts.

This technique is believed to have Brazilian roots, and later migrated to the US.

Person 1: Hey yo, did you hear what Ken did last weekend at the bar?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He pulled the KC Switch on his girl and her roommate!
Person 2: Damn, that dude is so playa!

by Larry Sanders Has a Posse August 17, 2009

suicide swipe

Continuously swiping right on every person on Tinder to see if you get any matches.

I did a suicide swipe on Tinder and matched with this fucking weirdo that won't stop messaging me.

by Becca2397 January 16, 2016

Devil's Swing Set

When its so hot that your balls sag and slap around till it hurts.

Dude 1: Dude, I was banging Trisha and my balls were flying all over the place.
Dude 2: Sounds like a textbook Devil's Swing Set to me.

by ClassicCutCL100 October 23, 2017

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Swirlsy

a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5

'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'

by Steamer J December 15, 2008

Swird

A combination of the Swine Flu and Bird Flu. When things are extreamly serious and not casual.

Originated in san antonio texas

I got warrents in three states, Oh swird!

by Longshank the Pirate May 12, 2009

Swiftbeast

The highest beastlyness.you can get.

EXAMPLE kobe bryant. Your friend: "Man! I am the beast!" You: well im a swiftbeast!"

by The swiftbeast January 2, 2012