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Swapping Tongs

the act of exchanging blow jobs.
Fuck, I'd swap tongs with you right now! If you know what I mean...

These gay men enjoyed swapping tongs.
by bbsassquatch August 1, 2022
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partial swap

Term used to describe sex between two couples where only the females swap, and the males have sex with their original partners.

Justin F. Green "The Art of Swinging"
We dont soft swap or full swap. But my wife wouldnt mind playing with ur wife.. its called a partial swap. Full swap Soft Swap P4H
by Justin F. Green "The AOS" October 25, 2015
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Swap

Swap is when you smack something but it jiggles intensely
I Swap Marina ass
by Swapping_bat May 9, 2019
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San Francisco Snicker Swap

When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap
by DDLux January 4, 2022
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Shit-Swapping

Also known as Dukey-Dribbling and Poo-Chugging is the act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.
Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018
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The actions of an aggressive driver, "ducking & dodging" in & out of traffic to get ahead.
That guy's gonna cause a crash. He's lane swapping-hip hop-beepboppin' in this rush hr traffic!
by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021
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soulmate-swap

Refers to da super-pleasant procedure of you and your buddy's performing a "temporary trade" of your significant others, so dat you can each savor/experience da unique likeable qualities dat da other person's snugglebunny possesses. And of course, this short-term exchanging of each other's "special someones" can involve any degree of "closeness", from merely having each of da two hot chicks trade places and sit beside da other guy on da beach and/or stroll hand-in-hand wif him, all da way up to totally performing da ultimate "home-plate romp" on da ol' baseball-diamond of romantic-progression. If this latter procedure is employed, however, you will both wanna use condoms for obvious reasons, especially if da gals are still of child-bearing age.
Performing a soulmate-swap can indeed be fun and exciting; just be sure to have appropriate supplies/accessories on hand (especially if you both end up "going all da way"), such as personal lubricant if one of da hunks has a considerably bigger hoo-haa than da other one does, and so da other guy's sweetie is not accustomed to "accepting" such large "equipment" between her legs.
by QuacksO July 19, 2019
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