swag

goods, commodities, wares

Check out the leet swag I bought at thinkgeek!

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

swag

Something Justin Bieber doesn't have.

Justin Bieber has no swag

by thesexybeast101 October 24, 2012

swag

A word that a ton of weird ass peopleuse when they're trying to be cool but really means Secretely We Are Gay. Th term swag was used in the 1960s in america by gay people who would secretly meet but almost everyone who says it is a dumbass that has no clue wtf it really means

Friend: SWAG!
Me: OMG! I had no clue u were gay!

by Random Person123456 June 7, 2013

Swag

An ornamental festoon of flowers or greenery.

"Hey dude, look at all my swag."

"I don't see any real flowers or greenery, you dumbass"."

by Someone who will find you. November 1, 2013

swag

Swag is the semen from when two men have anal sex and the 'bottom', who's receiving the sperm from the other, keeps the semen (swag) inside him before showering. If someone says they have 'swag' they mean they've recently engaged in homosexual activities, still have the swag in their rectum and haven't yet showered.

Guy 1: I have so much swag.
Guy 2: No-one wants to know.

by Harlequinist/Sluth December 20, 2013

Swag

Game that you don't have to spit. You just have it and everybody loves it.

"Damn girl you got swag!"
"Thanks!"
"You know what swag is right?"
"Yea... It's like having game but you don't have to try as hard."
"Yea you got it."

by MoK8e August 3, 2009

Swag

Eating Frosted Cheerios and watching Jerry Springer.

#swagswagswagswag

by swaggggggggggggggg September 24, 2011