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National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.
by Ettttettt May 6, 2022
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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021
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Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020
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Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick
Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober
by PCWS April 23, 2025
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When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.
by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024
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