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stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.
You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.
by son1 March 20, 2021
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Frosty Stiff Boy

Fire a Frosty Stiff Boy this way my man
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Stiff

Morgan is being stiff today.
by Collincreech December 20, 2024
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People named morgan are stiff
Morgan was stiff today.
by Collincreech December 20, 2024
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stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium
Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium
by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025
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STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
by sound recollection October 17, 2025
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Stiff

A stiff is a transvestite who's rapist dominating oppression mentality is a turn off for being a compensation for daddy issues.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.
Dude A: theres a Stiff in my mirror trying to mask wrinkles on me!

Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!
by Whitefeederwaveruiner November 13, 2025
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