Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.

Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?

Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

by Singapore Frosty July 9, 2010

spray date

When you go on a date during the course of which you give (or receive) a hand-job.

I went out with Thomo last night... later on when things got steamy it turned in to a spray date.

by Krokie April 4, 2009

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Jamaican Spray Park

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

AXE body spray

An extremely dangerous chemical weapon worse than mustard gas. Usually used to make an Axe bomb.

Did you know AXE body spray is the equivalent of a shower in a can?

by deepledi May 14, 2018

Say it dont spray it

Pronounce your words without spluttering saliva all over other people

*whipes spit from face* "dude.. say it dont spray it

by Petey___Boy July 5, 2009

Jamaican Spray Tan

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.

Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by NotGemstar October 25, 2017