velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

Gay Scat

Let's not even go there.

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK UP GAY SCAT?

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Le Scat

Sexual urge to eat shit
Ex:Mark aime le scat porn

Mark aime le scat porn

by bastian farivar September 21, 2022

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.

Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*

by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021

scat

Short for scattered.

I was feeling scat after being up for 72 hours snorting goey.

by Diego November 21, 2003

liquid scat

The hip new craze that all the kids ar going mad for. Involves taking a whole packet of laxitives to get liquid scat more like thick chocolate milkshake, for sexual activities.

I've had a whole packet of laxitives, I hope I can hold the liquid scat in until I get to Scatsta, then the fun will begin!!!

by BCOT June 30, 2008

Scatillogical

A psychological condition where one truly believes in their own bullshit, despite knowledge of contrary evidence that proves otherwise.

"Hey Frank!, how can you say, that you look like Hugh Hefner ?, when the Scatillogical evidence suggests that you have never even had a girlfriend?"

by Jackjohnsen7 June 13, 2009