snap a doodle

Snap a doodle is for when you cannot find the right words to accurately express your emotion. It is the everything.

Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.

Oh, snap a doodle! That is the most awesome mullet I've ever seen.

Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!

by Delaware Petunia April 12, 2014

subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.

Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.

by McFisher October 20, 2017

pissball snaps

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid

" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"

by Sampson3436 August 20, 2011

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.

"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.

by MikeKal August 23, 2009