statphobic

Having a fear of statistics. Specifically the subject of AP Statistics.

I can’t go to class today I have statphobia!

I shouldn’t sign up for AP Statistics- I’m statphobic.

by drakebbl January 9, 2025

ScatPack

In a game of valorant where you are full HP and screaming out there's an enemies right there saying "I need help I'm one HP". So then your teammate comes to help you as this person that we can call Kaleb that would watch you die as he gets the kill.

Bro stop scatpackin you don't need that perfect KDA!

by CherryNeukddae March 2, 2026

smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025

SMAPES

A person who both smokes and vapes at the same time, or sequentially.

He smapes all night at the club.

by Farmdog1 June 5, 2025

smartphone sorrow

The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.

After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

smartphone

The AAA video game that you carry around with you all the time, purchased for a hefty price tag, even though you don't akcually have that much time to play it.

I know I spent a fortune on this new smartphone, but with all my work commitments, I barely get to enjoy my favorite AAA titles on it.

by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025

smartphone surge

This slang term refers to the increase of screen time caused by owning a new smartphone. This phenomenon is mainly caused by a) long-term screen time increase caused by longer battery life, b) short-term screen time increase caused by making initial setting on the new smartphone, where the screen time is to return to normal durations once the smartphone has been on your hand for a while, c) having not installed AppBlock (a mobile similar to the Chrome extension to block websites) on the new smartphone, even though having had one on the last previously owned smartphone.

Ever since I got my new phone, I’ve been experiencing a serious smartphone surge—I can't stop scrolling, and my screen time is through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025