Single Pringle

That poor pringles man..

Jonny: Dang, that mustache can take my heart any day
Lila: Is a single?
Jonny: Single Pringle, and I’m going to mingle

by Longlivelordfarquad May 23, 2022

Single digit income

An income that's less than $ 10000 a year. What the major percentage of the United States working population earns for a living.

Your friend: Hey did you check out Rob's new ride? It's off the hook.
You: Yeah I did. What I can't figure out is how he can afford a brand new Cadillac with only a single digit income. You know he's a bagger at Wallmart, he must have something going on on the side.

by Karma1 June 18, 2009

Single Mother Syndrome

When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship.

In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control.

by 1erin2many February 25, 2015

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

single n

One who has random people sleep on their couch

Single n, who the fuck is on your couch?

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

single mom

Powerful, strong, likely very independent woman who either by choice or circumstance has the responsibility and honor of raising her children largely solo. Excellent multi-tasker, has a strong fortitude and has fierce love for her children and will do whatever she can to care for and love her children.

That mom is awesome. She works incredibly hard to raise her kids, contribute to her community, and is a leader in the workplace. As an aside, she happens to be a single mom.

by CTYYC September 21, 2017

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019