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SIMP

Suckas
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy

An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.

Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”

Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
by w0nders November 14, 2019
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The Simpsons

the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
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homer simpson

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
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Simpsons

A really funny cartoon with a fat and stupid, but really cool father (Homer,) Marge is the mother with blue hair and the hairstyle looks like the bride of Frankenstein, and three funny kids with spikey hair. (Bart, Lisa and Maggie.)
The Simpsons have been on the air for almost 17 years.
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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Simp

People, who can also be known as 'Yogev', that put girls high on their priority for no reason. They treat girls too good, while they don't receive that treatment back.
Yogev was simping hard for R.
Yogev is a simp for R.
by Romi Kl. April 5, 2020
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Simp

A simpleton putting his all to being a hopeless romantic. He acts like a chivalrous white knight. He protects and likely gives EXTREME donations to his woman. He thinks that he is in a relationship with her but he is submissive and played by the woman. He cannot give opposing opinions that crush her values and is always an attentive yes man at that. The nice guy who would do anything for her happiness.
I simp for Pokimane. *donates $100 to get attention
You ogle at that Tiktok girl dancing for hours. Can you stop simping for her?!
He does all the housework for her. What a simp.
by Thats the word! June 21, 2020
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Simp Holocaust

A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".
Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?

Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!

Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.
by Arcaelus May 13, 2020
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