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shirk-fu

A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.

Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
by Francis Lau March 9, 2008
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Shirvell

The thin, narrow tip of the insertion end of an anal douche.
Sometimes, it can be more comfortable for the patient if the shirvell is lubricated prior to insertion of the anal douche.
by infidel248 September 30, 2010
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Spread shirt

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.
Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt
by First Poster October 21, 2008
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t-shirt ass

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.
Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass
by mz. ghetto-no-booty June 12, 2010
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Jennifer shirt

A shirt that hangs low (even if it is not supposed to) and shows an unappopriate amount of clevlage. Usually worn the female species in any sort of setting. Some consider this type of shirt innapropriate
(A girl walk's by with a low cut shirt)
Person1: Now that, is a Jennifer shirt.
by jmissy11996 December 5, 2010
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White shirt wednesday

The swaggest day of the week, when all the classy folks keep it simple.
Bro, she's so fine, she observes White shirt wednesday
by velociraptorswagg January 12, 2012
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shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 9, 2006
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