Indian Secret

given to a passed or unconcsious female, and consists of ample ejaculate from one or more men being squirted on her face and in her hair, never to be discussed in the future.

Your sister passed out on my couch after the party and we gave her an Indian Secret.

by Bryankuntass February 02, 2006

Secret lover

Wen a boy deep down inside secretly loves a girl even if she's dating someone else

Ahem T**** is Kristina's "Secret lover" ;)

by Dabeast284 September 14, 2011

Victoria's secret

The Best Commercial Ever!!

Victoria's secret is her models!

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 15, 2003

The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 03, 2005

secret 7

A bunch of rich snobby people who do nothing but pretend to conspire. 7 new members a year, 7 new alumni a year. candidqates are identified through silver rings and/or tats. Members are indentified through some unknown marking.

i was invited to join the secret 7 but i told them to get lost!

by r-o-b August 17, 2006

secret song

A hidden track on the CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits" It is song by Homestar Runner. The lyrics are as follows:
Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

{spoken}
Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}
Wait...
{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}
Good enough.

Robert: Did you hear Secret Song?
Jimmy: Why yes, I did listen to the final track of Strong Bad Sings and listen to 6 minutes and 20 seconds into the song.

by Dinnerdinnerdinner April 16, 2007

Secret Nudist

Someone who likes to walk aroud without his/her clothes on when they are alone, usually in their house.

When her parents werent home, Jim would take off his clothes and walk around being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 16, 2010