sconex

A site where high school students can get to meet new friends. Not as addictive as myspace because it doesn't have scene kids posting slutty pics of themselves in awkward angles that you could make fun of. Basically, a place to go when you're bored of xanga or myspace. Also a place to post "Happy Birthday" or "Can't wait till we hang out on Friday. <333" kind of posts.

Yo it's Jill's birthday, i better write "Happy Birthday" on her Sconex.

by oil derek July 16, 2008

STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH

HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 21, 2011

stoner sandwich

Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.

"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."

by hazmatmonkey February 8, 2008

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.

Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.

by Horatio Goodit August 3, 2010

chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

Eugene Stoner

Eugene Morrison Stoner (Born November 22, 1922 in Gosport, Indiana; died April 24, 1997 (aged 74) in Palm City, Florida) is the man most associated with the design of the AR-15, which was adopted by the military as the M16.

Eugene Stoner is a genious of firearms.

by Drew473209123 January 18, 2009

Stonerexia

A disorder only present among stoners, where they can only eat while high. Caused by the effects of THC on the mind.

"Dude, do you want to go eat?"

"Sure, but I gotta smoke first. I suffer from stonerexia"

by Jam King 1234 May 27, 2009