stigs

A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

Stigs: Hey morons, I really dont feel like teaching today, so go on your laptops

Ex2:

Stigs: I do alright for myself
Somebody Else: YEA, SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!

by waaa February 14, 2005

scissor fucker

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A women who is homosexual. One that likes to have sexual encounters with other women. Gay women. (See lesbian)

Man! cheeck out those scissor fucking dikes!

scissor fuckers rub pussys together and hope a genie will grant you a wish

by jimush August 18, 2006

safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

scissor virginity

Losing your virginity - scissor style!

Two close college girls finally build up the courage, and the alcohol, to test out each other. At the same time they realise that they are about to lose their scissor virginity.

by schoks July 28, 2010

Scissors

The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.

That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.

by Calculus4Lyfe December 17, 2009

The Scissor

A drink with Malibu Rum, Harvest Suprise Fruit juice, and vegetable juice.

Some guy with an excellent sense of smell - Hey, it kind of spells like 2 ladies scissoring in the room?

The girl with The Scissor - Oh, thats because I am drinking a Scissor.

by quickster May 6, 2008

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004