school

Latin for hell. Where kids are tortured through boring speeches about things from atoms to the atomic bomb being dropped.

When little Johnny died he faced God in heaven. God said that he shall be punished for his sins and sent to hell. Little Johnny woke up at school with a teacher reciting the Declaration of Independence. He screamed in horror.

school by Lotto Stud October 29, 2003

school

1. Hell on earth. 2. Resembling a prison, but prisons are better. 3.A place meant to torture young minds so they can grow up and become just like the bum who lives by the river. 4. Something that will be banned when I conquer the world, someday.

School is evil.

school by Copycat January 17, 2004

school

school is a shit place where we go to 'learn'
and the teachers just shout at the kids for stupid resons and sit around in shit hole and day dream,learning stuff we dont need to learn like french ...what the fucking point!

STOP THATTT
what?
TAPPING ON THE DESK!!!!!!!!
(i wish i could slap that ugly face! err BITCH)
school is a load of bullshiit

school by jattti September 11, 2006

school

Place young people are confined for much of their childhood and adolescence to have any subversive interest in intellectual pursuits or sport ruthlessly beaten out of them. If they pull through with their sanity halfway intact, they are ready for university ... or anything else that could happen.

You're still in school? My sympathies.

school by Fearman August 4, 2007

school

underfunded government facility designed to give children and teenagers a view of life in the years to come.

Many relate the word "school" to "hell".

The hours of operation of this government facility are usually 8am to 3pm.

Timmy: I'm going to school.
Tommy: I'm not that insane.

school by I luv jessica January 14, 2004

school

The sub-moronic educational system that was made to pump up American pride. Usually incorperating a drab building with a drool inducing swill of an education.

School is boring, lets go get ice cream.

school by DijetalBathe August 14, 2003

School

A legal slave house which teachers are the biggest assholes in the world some of the students are the biggest fags or dickheads around. AC is turned on in the winter and heat is on in the summer, also school isnt closed even in the worst winter conditions. And to make your life worse they give out homework to get revenge because when they were our age they had no social life at all. See Unatego

Unatego High School is a perfect exapmle of this

School by Rich December 15, 2003