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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
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god save the queen

one of three songs

1. national anthem of england and all great britain

2. a pretty great punk song by the Sex Pistols

3. a pretty great guitar orchestration piece by Queen
"oh man i love this song!"
"which song"
"god save the queen"
"that's 3 songs you fool
by soontobepresjoe January 1, 2005
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To save my life

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.
I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.
by History! November 29, 2016
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i wanna be saved

an internet meme showing a strong to a person to the point you want to be saved by them
Girl 1 : Shoot! I pissed my pants.
Girl 2 : I WANNA BE SAVEDDD 😍
Girl 3 : watafuck
by pants_pisser December 20, 2022
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save a little bit

to steal a small amount of weed from your friends bag is the act of saving a little bit.
cameron=what the fuck happened to my weed i know there was more in there my bag did you save a little bit?

jeeve=did i?
by jeffrey bjorkman February 18, 2008
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Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007
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Save the Drama for Obama

1. The only true comeback to a preppy blonde drama queen.
2. Greatest comeback ever.
3. Way to shut up stupid middle schoolers.
4. Best way to win an arguement with a Democrat.
Girl: "OMG, blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch, no one cares blah blah, like, omg, blah."
Guy: "Holy crap save the drama for obama"
by Who-di-freaking-ya April 7, 2009
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