sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.

Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.

by Head @$$ May 6, 2018

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sage

a dude... fellow maybe? let's count the genders 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 20? 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39,
40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49,
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59,
60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69,
70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79,
80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89,
90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99,
100.

woah is that sage
yeah i heard sage had like
100 things
what things?
benderes
tf is a bender you klutz
nuh uh
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid November 26, 2023

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Sage

Amazing person who’s quiet when you first meet, but loud when you get to know them. They’re most likely a hippie (nothing wrong with that). Sage has many artistic talents. Sage is a very special, creative and unique soul. If you find a sage never let them go!

“Sage, you’re the love of my life.”
“Of course Sage painted that, it’s marvelous!”

by DavidBowieSaveUs November 22, 2021

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sage

A girl who's fake and has no real friends because of how she treats others. Ugly on the inside. Heart of ice. Drops her friends for no reason at all other than because they don't do what see days and she can't get her way. Angry, hateful, immature, rude. Gets others to handle her problems.

There's Sage! She's such at brat!

by NoNameNoNumberNoFriends November 2, 2017

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