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Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.
You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."
by entonidas March 27, 2013
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Janerella Rooster

Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.
“Janerella Rooster.. stop being an ah fooma!”
by Murphy Bennett December 20, 2018
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blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!
She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!
by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021
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Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail

Usually bestowed by drunken girlfriends riding upon the shoulders of their boyfriends at concerts while shouting "Wooooo!" with so much gusto that they momentarily lose the grip of their sphincter, releasing a torrent of the previous night's Taco Bell visit down the gentleman's back - much like a chocolate rooster tail.
" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"
by Foon J Cracker March 25, 2013
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The RJ Royster

The art of performing anal with a pig while eating a pork BBQ sandwich
"I pulled The RJ Royster last night on my grandparents' farm."
by DonkeyMan18 December 8, 2014
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