face respect

A punch in the head.

Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.

by Jovian09 September 19, 2010

woman respecter 2000

A person from the male sex who possesses a level of feminism that surpasses far beyond human capabilities. His mind and soul are full of womanish shit. He is overly feminine to the point of having a fertile and fecund inverse penis(vagina) which is capable of sexual intercourse.

Man 1:*in the act of sexual intercourse* hngh, kyuh, it feels so good baby,but why does it feel like you are a trap
Man 2: *also in the act of sexual intercourse* baby, i hate it to break to you but im a woman respecter 2000
Man 1:*pulls out his dick in terror* oh shit, your mom is gay as fuck to give to birth to you retard

by gay_jew on soy sauce February 26, 2020

QuaggleDaggle Respectfully

QuaggleDaggle Respectfully is used when somebody has a Quaggle and Daggles. Of course, this is most often respectfully, as Quaggling in a Daggle is very curtious.

QuaggleDaggle Respectfully, dude.

by Foreskin Ripper July 6, 2023

the ultimate women respecter

A man who knows exactly what his whimsical white girl desires, usually it's pretty simple, but she can't even do it,
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.

"John, really just lets women walk over him, doesn't he"?
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".

by Decan Gray February 20, 2018

Walrus, respectively

A walrus is a figurative expression for a man who is warm, playful & generally generous. If his buttons are pushed then he will quickly become barbarous and ruthless for he fights for what he believes in. A chuckle from a walrus is so rare and is nearly impossible to witness but if you do then give yourself a pat on the back. Walrus's with-out-a-doubt enjoy indulging in the finer things in life. They are complete GLUTTONS. GOBBLE GOBBLE. it can be endearing and entertaining to some extent. Some of their favorite things to indulge in aside from the vast array of foods are sleep, gaming, & sex. They also like to smother and smothering is what they do best. They produce more heat then any piece of fire wood you could ever find. Love a walrus and they will smother you with the right amount of love back.

I'm dating the walrus, respectively.

by fiercetigeress February 13, 2014

Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017