Roy

A fart that is done in water such as a pool or lake. Also, when a person farts and it sounds like they are underwater?

Dude, I was trying to swim underwater the whole length of the pool and some Jackass had to Roy as I was going by him. Gross.

by Turdley June 8, 2022

LAZY C-ROY

a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason

bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch

by asheville September 20, 2021

Roy

Roy is the male version of a Karen. He sports a big fat gut, he’s the armchair quarterback in any fight, and he comes from the trashiest cities you know of. Any story you have, he’s got a better one. He’s a one upper and he wins, you lose. That’s Roy. Roy is the know-it-all. Roy is an omniscient narrator. Roy is the jack-off of all trades and the master of none. Odds are Roy makes complaints and tries to get free shit as a result of said complaints then brags about it. He’s a real liar, scammer, and fraudster. He thinks his time is more valuable than yours and that he’s smarter than you. He’ll ask to speak to the manager in order to one up his loser life. He’ll demand you pay for his dry cleaning bill for his bargain basement Affliction shirt, or replace his iPhone 6 if you had the misfortune of becoming his waitress and accidentally spilled a drink on it. Often accompanied by a golddigger who spends her time injecting her face in attempts to prove that time doesn’t exist and no one is buying it but Roy. Even Stevie Wonder can see these people coming.

Roy and Karen, party of two. We’re going to seat them in your section, ok? Oh no! I can’t wait on that table. I’m too new of an employee here. They’re going to try and het me fired for no reason, for sure.

by TheComplicit September 13, 2020

rumpled roy-al

A euphemism for a butt.

Kiss my rumpled roy-al!

by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014

Roy Purdy

The other half of orange justice.

1/2 orange shirt kid, 1/2 roy purdy

by olive thyroid November 30, 2018

roi

The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald

Bro i wanna be roi.
no tf u dont doopfuck

by robertmcfarglebottom March 11, 2023

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

by Efparri May 15, 2018