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ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING 1337 speak!

1337 speak = nerd talk :D
Person 1: Hey im stupid
Person 2: ROFLz0rz!
Person 1: NOEZ :\
by Nathan Barnard April 12, 2008
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ROFLROCKET

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )
The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.
by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009
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Roflcano

A word made up by Daniel O. after not being able to stop rolling on the floor after watching Shane Dawson Vids mixed with Brian Regan, his friend Jack, threw up. Daniel later described this with Roflcano. (Rolling on floor laughing - Threw up like a volcano)
We watched some funny Shane Dawson and then Jack threw up... Daniel was like "ROFLCANO!!!"
by ROFL CANO MAKER June 21, 2010
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roflm

"I just stubbed my toe on a cow hoof!"

"Ouch...." ROFLM
by stevethetiger June 24, 2010
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roflmaoshtihmhottammhttmtthabil

rolling on floor laughing my ass out so hard that i hit my head on the table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed
roflmaoshtihmhottammhttmtthabil
by hahaha raywilliamjohnson March 27, 2011
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ROFLEW

Roll on floor laughing eating waffles
guy 1: Roflew
Admin: really??
guy 1: No i'm just eating them normally
by Impact Green October 30, 2008
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roflmaoaicscismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
by Eirik May 7, 2005
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