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religion

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.
While in 'nam, I found religion.
by love2lindy May 13, 2005
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religion

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.
A code of honor is one type of religion.
by karri0n October 17, 2003
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Religion

An incestuous morality and "good" excuse against homosexuality but for some reason priests can still molest boys and girls can pledge their virginity to their fathers.
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
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religion

a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.
i am sick of religion.
by dmfva January 1, 2019
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Religion

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017
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Religion

When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
by Harold Sarchestrian May 12, 2018
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Religion

A group of people who force their possibly fake beliefs down somebody’s throat. how gucci is that?
Religion is Gucci m8
by gaym8 March 13, 2019
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