While in 'nam, I found religion.
by love2lindy May 13, 2005

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.
by karri0n October 17, 2003

An incestuous morality and "good" excuse against homosexuality but for some reason priests can still molest boys and girls can pledge their virginity to their fathers.
Losing my religion, it's gross
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.
by dmfva January 1, 2019

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017

When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
by Harold Sarchestrian May 12, 2018

