When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
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Get the Rectal Amnesia mug.“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
by Adiii17 March 12, 2022
Get the Rectal wrinkle mug."im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other
by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019
Get the rectal raygun mug.A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Get the rectal clutch mug.Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.
"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"
by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020
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