Degree In Quantum Rizziks 

The man who gets all the bitches, he has the ultimate rizz, He IS the rizzler of gotham, he IS the rizzard of oz, man can pull anyone.

Person 1: Yo Big Jim, did ya know that timmy over there got all the latinas hoppin on his meat?
Person 2: yea bro, he has a whole degree in quantum rizziks, he pulls anyone he wants

Degree In Quantum Rizziks by JiDemarcusCousinsIII January 5, 2023

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day 

February 6th.
Chemistry geeks have Mole Day.
Math dorks have Pi Day.
What do Physics nerds have?
Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
Even if you think Electricity and Magnetism is scary, Magnetic Flux Quantum Day (affectionately called MFQ Day) is a day to celebrate all Physics! From Black Holes to Mechanics, this is the day to put on your Physics shirts, grab your formula sheets, and just do some good ole fashion phun recreational Physics!
Have f=uN!
^_^
MFQ = 2.067833667(52)×10^(−15) Wb

Join the facebook event!

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day is a day for Physics Nerds.

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day by Physics Nerd January 30, 2009

Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.

Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP

Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020

Going Quantum 

When people remix a song, video or voice to a dubstep beat, making the sound a quantum sound. Therefore the sound or speak is "going quantum." Originally formed by DJ Ephixa

Yo dude, have you ever heard of DJ Ephixia?
The guy that remixs all of the Zelda songs?
Yeah bro, that shits going quantum!

Going Quantum by Andyslaybids May 30, 2011

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement 

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.

Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement by faxis2k November 22, 2010

Reverse Quantum Teleportation 

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020