man putting

Man putting. Is a creamy shit put in the bowl with whipped cream and Cherry

Oh man Garrett love eating man putting.

by CruSh Fluffy February 23, 2017

putting neck

As Armenians would say; to be putting your neck out there for the greater good. Means to take a risk in order to reap its rewards.

Ape, I been putting neck all month. It better be paying off by now. "Armenian: mera kunem, leriv Amis viz em Derel, Gona Es Amis kepni."

by Dr. Kayf August 7, 2016

putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020

put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

Put it on allah

When someone says something outlandish and wild that is unbelivable, as long as you make sure they put it on allah, they are telling the truth. However if they refuse they are most defintly capping.

Guy 1: "bro i fucked jenna ortega last week"
Guy 2: "put it on allah"
Guy 1: "on allah"
Guy 2: "holy shit"

by Bigboydefiner March 1, 2023

figure it put

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

by Sheep 5000 January 21, 2023