The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.
Ben: Epic.
by TheDurheim May 9, 2008
Get the Chocolate Punching Bag mug.When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.
Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!
Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.
(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)
Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.
(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)
by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009
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derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
by Tuffai February 23, 2009
Get the klunge punch mug.One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011
Get the Douche Puncher mug.A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.
by SecretGuardian October 2, 2018
Get the Screeb Puncher mug.To punch a sleeping friend, then to act as if you were sleeping so they didnt know who did it.
happens to george.
happens to george.
9:30 am
Josh gets up, nigga punches george and goes back to sleep.
9:30 am
george wakes up and doesnt know what the fuck is going on.
Josh gets up, nigga punches george and goes back to sleep.
9:30 am
george wakes up and doesnt know what the fuck is going on.
by thesilentniggapuncher October 6, 2008
Get the Nigga Punch mug.A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.
"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"
by Xero Anarian January 4, 2007
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