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Project Santa

When a fat guy in a red boiler suit drops down your chimney and rapes you.
"Dude I'm scared. Some random fat guy on the street told me he was going to target my house for a Project Santa."
by otipacl qeury55 December 21, 2008
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home project higgins

The home project higgins is a dangerous predator. This occurs when a man dreams up home projects in order to lure young men up to his attic. It is still unknown what happens to the young men in the attic, but what is know is that when they are released their wrist's are so limp they can barely hold their own manhood to urinate.
"Dude no way I'm coming over. Your such a home project higgins. I know there ain't no drywalling going on in your attic. You fucking predator."
by higgins March 24, 2005
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project mayhem

In Fight Club, an operation headed by Tyler Durden that evolved from Fight Club. It's purpose, which is mentioned in the movie and made very clear in the book, is the complete destruction of civilation.
"We're going to break up civilation so we can make something better with the world" --- space monkey
by freedom man December 26, 2004
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Wounded Warrior Project

The Wounded Warrior Project is a nonprofit organization whose mission is to "honor and empower wounded warriors" of the United States Armed Forces. "The Wounded Warrior Project (WWP) works to raise awareness and enlist the public's aid for the needs of severely injured service men and women, to help severely injured service members aid and assist each other, and to provide unique, direct programs and services to meet their needs."
The Wounded Warrior Project TRACK program is a residential college and vocational skills program for wounded warriors. TRACK is unique because the warriors attend classes as a group, with the ability to build new experiences with other wounded warriors. In addition, warriors receive individual academic, career, and health counseling, with extensive goal setting and peak performance training. Upon completion of TRACK, the warriors are prepared to be successful in college, vocational training, or a civilian job search.
by A Wounded Warrior October 18, 2011
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science project

Derived from the word "projects" which are the broken down slums of cities and towns. Crime, gangs, drugs and poverty run rampant in them.

"Science projects" refer to such neighborhoods with a strong concentration of meth labs and crack houses. Any drug that is cooked/refined instead of just being grown and smoked (weed).

It's a play off of the stereotypical science project we had to do in school. Both are playing with chemicals but one is a group of kids trying to get a decent grade while the other is a bunch of sleazy criminals aiming for some money or a fix.
"Did you see those five sketchy guys outside that broken down house??? I think they're dealers"

"Yeup, this looks like the science projects"
by u_no_imright January 27, 2012
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projects

1. An area where everyone is broke and has no money, needs to survive on welfare and Medicaid, yet strangely has enough money to buy a TV set larger than the biggest wall in your house with a sound system to match.
2. A place that smells like piss, cheap alcohol, and unidentified cooking that smells like onion soup mix doused with farts.
3. Where you want to drop off those annoying middle class gangsta wannabe's at the mall for a couple of hours.
1. Yeah, he's broke, lives in the projects, got no job, is on welfare and gets food stamps, but I swear he's got an IMAX theatre in his place.
2. Hmmm, I smell urine, Steel Reserve, and someone's cooking that would cause Rosie O'Donnell to turn her nose up. I must be in the projects.
3. "Yo, lets grab that 'straight ass thug' Trevor and Brett over there and drop them off in the projects for an hour and watch their asses get jumped."
by nyc14gauge October 20, 2008
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vanity project

In home improvement, a project that adds minimal value to the home (and may actually decrease home value) and is undertaken on the whims of the homeowner. Usually done by someone with too much money on their hands. A DIY project, no matter how odd, typically doesn't qualify as a vanity project if they actually work on it themselves.
My rich uncle's latest vanity project was getting the solar panels ripped off his roof and replaced with a replica of Kennedy Space Center for his model rockets.

My trustifarian friend had a brand new kitchen demoed in the home she just bought because she thought it was too suburban looking. The granite countertops are just sitting outside if anyone wants them.
by armadillah July 14, 2013
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