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cat program

A program that prints its own input.
InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.
by Europe2048 December 18, 2023
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Real Programmer

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024
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GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something
James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!
by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025
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Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.
Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.
by Oil City April 2, 2025
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Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.
Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an E in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.
Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
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