paint the sky

committing suicide

sometimes i just wanna paint the sky, dude.

by pseu·don·y·mous April 3, 2023

College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.

Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you

by hahasuka June 4, 2020

Paintball

It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall

Paintball is a way of life.

by Larry Chan June 13, 2005

Printmaking

An art form requiring ink, metal, acid, linoleum, and a fucking shit ton of fucking time. Radical!

It takes a shit ton of fucking time to do printmaking. Radical!

or

I've been in the fucking printshop for 8 fucking hours and only got 4 fucking proofs done!

or

RADICAL!

by Kyle Jeffrey Fucking Goeken December 16, 2008

Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Thee Paint

A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.

“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”

by IHateBlacksTheySmell February 8, 2019