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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
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Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group
Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
by Chutena April 22, 2021
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Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.
You can't have my furry pretzel!
by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011
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Pretzel Dip

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
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Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)
"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
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portuguese pretzel

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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