A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.
Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
Get the blindfolded pretzelmug. Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
Get the blue pretzelmug. Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
by Chutena April 22, 2021
Get the Gretzel Pretzelmug. by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011
Get the Furry Pretzelmug. A sex position for professionals.
Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. "She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
Get the Pretzel-crossedmug. when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the portuguese pretzelmug.