porn

evil shit that can possess you and probably will

this porn posessed me!

by snarl11111 January 2, 2005

Porne

Its the device normally known as phone, but when its mostly used to access porn, its called porne. It rhymes with phone.

My porne has 25gb of porn, mostly borat lookalikes in a monokini.

by Catatutu May 31, 2018

porn

v. 1.) viewing pornographic material, usually on the internet. May or may not coincide with masturbation. 2.)a word to describe the process of looking up, searching for and viewing porn on the internet.
(etymology: taken from the noun "porn" <slang> used commonly amongst college dorm mates and close friends)
May be used in conjunction with the noun <porn>.
May also be used in a gerund or past tense form: <see porning, porned>

1.) I bought these new porn DVDs on the way in from work and proceeded to porn as soon as i got home.
2.) If i didn't get online and porn all the time, i might actually study every once and a while.

by Ryan Sumner April 9, 2006

porn

Pictures or videos of a sexual nature.

The best porn contains people pissing on each other, eating scat, or going at it with animals.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

porn

the best thing ever

i watch that shit ever day am i right i watch it with my girl

i watched porn with my big titied gurl

by efg9qgfo92q4 February 5, 2019

porn

a gift by the gods

do i seriously need to give a definition of porn? common, eleven year olds know this shit.

by what happened last night? August 31, 2011

porn

one form of sexuality where a woman farts naked on a cake

This is the sickest porn shit ever - watch this woman farting on a cake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008