The kind of woman who doesnt even go for a guy with a car, Just a porch... related to things like lot lizards and that hooker on main street
by THETOOLMAN February 17, 2010
Get the porch apemug. Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008
Get the lumber on the front porchmug. by cube July 9, 2018
Get the sweep my porchmug. An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
Get the Porch Pop Seasonmug. by BigkingLee September 16, 2016
Get the Back porch fuckingmug. When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.
Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie
Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie
Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work
by Rick2024 June 11, 2023
Get the leaving the porch light onmug. When you know something no one is supposed to know it ; either you heard it or someome told you that, once you say check your porch , it means i got a surprise waiting for you ,I got more secrets about that subject.
by 1.12.9.0 April 2, 2020
Get the Check your porchmug.