poptart

a virgin

Jessica Simpson was a poptart til Nick fucked the shit outta her. Newly Weds

by butterball January 9, 2004

poptart

One piece bikini-like tank-tops that girls wear that snap in the crotch.

She wore a poptart for easy access.

by boneheadIII March 31, 2008

Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

by No1 September 29, 2003

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008