poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022

Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Poot Loot

A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty

gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip

by OCaesarC December 24, 2010

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019