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Pole Bending 

The way strippers get rich
Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
Pole Bending by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Pole position 

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
Pole position by Toenuts October 2, 2019

Pole sex 

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
Pole sex by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole... 

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".

pole watchers 

A person that watches the pole..
Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker
pole watchers by Nosir78 November 3, 2020

Pole digger 

A male who hangs out at a strip club looking for a wife.
This dude is a real pole digger, he’s been here everyday this year.
Pole digger by Pyriel November 3, 2020