Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016

pokemon

Probably the gayest thing to happen to video games

Dood Pokemon sucks ass!

by Faerun23 November 3, 2007

pokemon unite

the just now announced game that was literally anticipated by almost every pokemon fan

I was so hyped to find out that the game that was supposed to be the next huge thing turned out to be a mobile league of legends clone

me too, the best thing is that pokemon unite is produced in corporation with super serious chinese corporation tencent!

by J.J. Aaron June 25, 2020

pokemon man

Loser of the SSBSB -.-

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

Pokemon Master

1.Someone who consistantly does stupid tricks in a hopeless effort to impress people.
2.A person who has to tell you everytime he does something good.

"Hey Tony! Did you see that shot i made?" "Wow, Johnny, you're a true pokemon master there"

by Tommy Versetti February 21, 2005

pokemon cards

A very gay thing i use to collect when i was mollesting children

by London August 17, 2003

pokemon cards

nude pictures. internet slang term often used on forum boards in reference to " exposure " photos.

WHAT U GONNA GIVE ME NIGGA? MAKE BELIEVE THESE NUDES ARE POKEMON CARDS AND LETS TRADE!

by X-_x_-X December 11, 2009