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Someone who says they're mad about somebody else over 18 watching porn isnt really mad, they're insecure. Watching porn isnt the same thing as fucking the porn stars, so when one person in a relationship says to the other one is that what you want or something like that, really the guy watching the porn should say yes, that's exactly what I want, that's why I bought this stuff to watch. It might make sense for a porn to star to see the other porn star in a different video fucking another porn star and say is that what you want? We're done making videos of us fucking then. But then again, they're really just actors, so none of it would really matter to them, that's why it's silly for someone to say they're mad about someone else watching porn (especially somebody over age 18).
Porn is really the illusion of two people who hardly know each other (if they've met before) acting scenes of them fucking as a couple would, it's a silly thing to get mad about or react to in the first place, which is why you know a female that says she's mad about some guy watching porn is full of shit, she's not mad, she's really just insecure. A lot of times, a guy watches porn for a laugh, not to study people or jerk off, since those are weird reasons to watch a porno. It's weird to really get turned on by watching two people you never met fuck, you wouldn't watch two people you know fuck (for excitement or any other reason). It's also not something to freak out over, a guy having porn or a porn collection.
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P - plants
O - orbiting
R - round
N - needs.
Boy: “Have you seen the porn website yet?”
Girl: “WHAT??!! EW NO!”
Boy: it’s just plants orbiting round needs..”
Girl: “oh, sorry…”
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Women you'll never touch having sex with men you'll never be.
Porn's payoff is inversely proportional to its promise.
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the thing that everyone wants but doesn't have enough money to afford
mmmmmm. Just pay 7.95 for one minute of sexy hot talk with your dream girl.
they made me say it....porn
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Porn, short for pornography, is the media of anything from pictures of people in underwear to video's of people having sex. It can sexually arouse both genders but porn is mostly viewed by the teenage male. People watch porn to learn about having sex, for arousal, and to purely enjoy the sight of naked bodies.
Jake: "I like watching porn, I go to my room to watch video's on my computer of people having sex. I usually masturbate whilst watching these video's."
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What a normal addict spanks it to; Something that never happens to men even though we hope it does.
Terry Crews was once a porn addict. Now he's funny and cool.
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