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playing through

When a friend is hooking up with someone in the room, and then a couple of his (or, less frequently, her) buddies will come into the room naked, aside from a golf club & ball, and perhaps a swanky hat.

The two mid-coitus lovebirds will likely object, at which point those golfing are obliged to inform them: "Oh, don't mind us, we're just playing through."

Done more for comedic effect than any sort of malice. Negative effects to friendship can be mended with naked apology.
1.(Bobby hears Dee and Martin in the room hooking up, and immediately drops trou.)

Bobby's friend: Dude, what are you doing? Put your dick away.
Bobby: No can do. They're holding up play.
Bobby's friend: Christ, I'll go grab the putter.

2. Dee: What the FUCK?! Why are you guys here? And why are you naked? Get out!
Players: (In British Accent, audible whisper) Oh my. It seems the pitch is slightly elevated here, but he's judged it beautifully... magnificent shot.
Dee: Martin, say something!
Martin: It's fine, they're just playing through. And look at that stroke. So elegant (gives Bobby high-five).
by president number 3 May 3, 2009
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pathinged

Totally inebrieated. Pissed.
He was so pathinged, that he could barely pour a fresh drink.
by Koos v d Merwe January 3, 2004
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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.
by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017
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playing apex

Slang for having gay sex, usually with the homies.
Friend: "I'm playing apex with the boys, sorry"
You: "Oh, I didn't know you were gay."
Friend: "Yes, I enjoy sucking peeeeenis."
by TheTitularApexLegend December 10, 2020
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Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain
When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating
by Key Wester February 19, 2010
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Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
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Playing 5D Chess

suspiciously trying to deceive one or more people in layers of deceit, either on purpose or suspected by someone.
John: Steve is totally acting sus, he knows we suspect him but what if he's trying to look guilty on purpose so we don't think it's him, but then that would be a reason to think it's him.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.
by 岸谷新羅 September 28, 2020
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