A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022

peas and pineapples

Dick and balls

The girls want better insulations so the teachers don’t hear them talk about peas and pineapples.

by VirginBoiii2010 September 20, 2022

beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

by steely Don December 8, 2021

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

Pea

That green round thing that you eat and find in a pod.

Pea: pls no eat me
Me: too bad

by Pea:] April 15, 2022

Easy as Peas

To emphasise how easy something is to do

Fitting an oversized cheque into a VW Scirocco is as easy as peas... even Barney could manage it

by Marcelo Bielsa April 20, 2022

Black Eyed Peas

Musical artists with really bad lyrics but really good music.

Oh Black Eyed Peas isn’t one of the lyrics to there son My Humps Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt?

by Reely November 6, 2021