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parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?
by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
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pansexual

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.
1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019
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Pansexusl

Pansexusl people are attracted to all people regardless of sexual gender or identity, pansexusl people are not asexual, they may have more sexual attraction to one special person but also date others.
Being pansexusl means Cherry dates Tammy and Sean who is gay at the same time.
by Pink Cinnamon January 13, 2019
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Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
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Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'
Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.
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Pansexual

Having a fetish or attraction towards pans
If you do not know I'd you are pansexual put the handle or the whole pan up your pussy
by Gernstine July 8, 2018
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Pansexual

Being pansexual is the act of being turned on by cookware, for example pans, pots, woks etc. They are usually most arroused by stainless steel cookware but it is mainly personal preference.
He gets aroused by cooking, he must be pansexual
by The spiderman September 22, 2018
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