volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.

"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

by The_DonTron October 22, 2013

Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.

"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."

by emopm January 28, 2012

Packer's Tax

Whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit.

I'm getting the green this time. Packer's tax, get over it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 29, 2017

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

Snacker-Packer

A kid who only packs fucking snacks in school. Doesn't give a shit about school and never packs notebooks and stuff.

Kyle: Yo Bob did you do your Homework?
Bob: Nah, but do you want some Cheetos?
Jack: Nahhhh Jit is a Snacker-Packer

by Anlycans June 8, 2023