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Precrastination

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.
Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.
by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009
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procrastinator

A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up

Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
by TheHaak June 16, 2011
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procrastinatist

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.
by DavidNaix December 8, 2010
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procrastinator

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
by risingshadow April 12, 2009
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Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.
Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.
by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010
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Procrastinationbook

A noun.

Coined phrase meaning the use of Facebook in tedious situations to distract oneself.

Other variations include:
- Procrastinationtube (YouTube.)
- Procrastinationspace (Myspace.)
Etc, etc.
Q: Whats up?
A: Nothing much, on Procrastinationbook. Have you finished the term paper yet?
Q: Nahh, I'm still surfing Procrastinationtube.
by peppypreppy! March 8, 2009
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Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
by NKH June 11, 2009
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