Brazilian Pretzel

whatever tf elyse is

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.

by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.

"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."

by Saltee March 3, 2025

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017