Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.
Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.
by SteelReserve July 28, 2019
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poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her
yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy
by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017
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Poon slice

Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.

A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.

"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."

"Man, you're such a poon slice."
by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009
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Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
by Purplebeanmachine April 29, 2018
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poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass
by b nastii August 01, 2009
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hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
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Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.
Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!
by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011
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